Boss of the Office

This is basically a forum game where you claim the office and give a reason for your claim. It's mostly fun because you get to see some hilarious claims.

What's your seemingly innocent claim?

I simply claim it before you do, and I get a copyright...

so it is rightfully owned by a person named CHEEZY

It's in the secret book of rules that you cannot claim a copywrite on the office. My office!

You spelled COPYRIGHT wrong. Still mine

Good catch, Cheeseguy.

I re-claim the office once more because I have the flu. (For some reason "I have the flu" is the secret code in order to get in, so that puts a little justice to that horrible virus. )

Captail_GNU has ads on his site which are illegal and he must sell the office to a person named Cheesey as punishment.

I'm Captain_GNU, not Captail_GNU. Captail_GNU sold an office that was not his, thus, the office gets returned to me.

Clever.

I change my name to Captail_GNU. I buy the office back for a deal higher than what you bought it for.

But that doesn't work, considering that it was my office. Still my office!

You click a Cursorama ad and it infects computer with malware. You are so sad you run away and never come back. I find the deeds to the office and claim it

You get the virus back and it is my office!

New guy here with rifles!

GNU still has the office cuz you never claimed it

I now officially claim the office and stabs a flagpole through the heart of cheeseguy.

But that is illegal and they arrest ya, I have a heart transplant, and they miracululousy revive me . My (pant) offce! (idk how many times we have used that reason :p)

I get paroled and pay off my parole officer so I can come back, shoot you in the head, chest and feet and claim my rightful office.

You get arrested. My office!

I am released on parole. I acquire chainsaw. My office!

You go back to jail for stealing the office I legally have the copyright part taken out of the deeds and I buy one, and it NoW Belongs to ME!

And then a whole swarm of fruit flies scares you out. I run in to escape the paparazzi, so my office!

I let the paparazzi in and you storm out. My office.

Ahh... but the fruit flies of katholahoo haunt you again, so my office!

The fruit flies are killed by my bug zappers. I hook them up and electrocute you. My OFFICE!